Love: Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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By Brittany - 17/04/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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Jbfu 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:57

Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it

zombicidal 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:04

ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it

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djmonkeyfreash 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 18:43

wow what a BITCH

thedreamforce 10

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:05

Now, the biggest question right now is: What is your name and how do you pronounce it?

minaa23 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:15

he's just pissed or jealous about something else that he can't express clearly so out of frustration he chose some stupid thing to yell about. you don't really have to break up with him, just ask him why he was really pissed..but on the other hand if you know he was being completely serious about it - then listen to everyone else haha

iNb4 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 19:29

I can imagine you facepalming :)

Baia_girl77 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:00

wow.. he's not the sharpest tool in the shead is he?

ken12317 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:47

#85 has the right idea

bubblepaarty 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 20:12

whatta know-it all asshole . he sounds like the kind of guy tht would argue tht the sky is green just to win an argument . -.-

iparker97 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:46

I almost wanna say YDI cause you deserve better than that loser

TheSvoloch 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:09

If he hasn't got an accent, dump him!

skatingalyy 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:32

you should have said something along the lines of "omg to think I've been pronouncing it wrong ALL those years". sarcastically, of course. :)

Wynthos 2

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:45

Sounds like you need to pull the stick out of your ass and admit that you're wrong.

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