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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 4 082

By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 172

You deserved it 319

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 7 810

By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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You deserved it 2 937

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 714

By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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You deserved it 174

Oddly suspicious

By Brittany - 17/04/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 637

You deserved it 84

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 443

You deserved it 14 793

Jbfu 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:57

Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it

zombicidal 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:04

ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it

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SolemnlyLove 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:46

i dont get why some girls put up with such retards... is he really worth the useless drama?

ken12317 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:49

why go out with stupid........seriously

KnucklesDeep 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 22:56

Leave the relationship now, because your boyfriend sounds incredibly petty and stubborn, and you really don't want any of that.

natashapower 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:17

Fail. Break up with him

mpclaw 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:37

Why did you engage over something that stupid? Listen, discuss and move on. YDI

itschrisssybro 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:38

Time for a new man. Accuses you of not pronouncing your own name right? Wow....

BarrelChick 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 23:57

If there was a like button,I think I'd like this...A LOT(;

KaelaKhaotic 5

Monday 5 September 2011 1:21

I'm pretty sure he's not you... What a waste of time...

Nikkitaria 9

Monday 5 September 2011 1:32

How can you even have a fight about this. I'd laugh

WizardOfOzLA 2

Monday 5 September 2011 2:43

and what is this name so challenging to pronounce ?

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Today, I was relaxing at home while my boyfriend played with his hamster. After a while of silence, my boyfriend came over and put his fingers next to my face. Trying to be cute, I stuck his fingers in my mouth and sucked on them. Turns out he was trying to show me how bad hamster pee smells. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's pronounced Renesmée

Mr Mad

Oddly suspicious

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