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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML
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Top comments

kjcamaro3 5

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

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lollypop30001 19

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

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babygrrl257 11

Hmm. Maybe he's tryin to tell you something.

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xkncas 8

That's really hot, and good for him! ;-D

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DaDezza244 31

As Margaret Cho said if your boyfriend wants a threesome with another guy... He is gay

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000lizzy000 13

Next, get a girl, theyre better in bed anyway lol

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perdix 29

If you prefer. That's going to be extra driving for you. I'm ready to leave now, so you can tell me if it's better to meet me here in Weston or in Pembroke Pines.

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Epikouros 31

Wow, perdix! Who are you having a threesome with? You told me you were straight!

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Epikouros 31

That's when you strap on your AssMaster 3000 and let them feel who has the biggest weapon.

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NavalAvaiations1 5

OP, in case you're scared you turned him gay, you're not. that has to be a huge blow to your ego. he was born to be a fudge packer. let him be happy, and find yourself a man that only wants you.

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