By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML
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Top comments

kjcamaro3 5

If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

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lollypop30001 19

Honey your boyfriend is gay.

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gracehi 31

I bet you didn't see that "cumming." ...Or did you? O.o

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Wizardo 33

Its not the only thing that sucks my friend...

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perdix 29

#68, I know! That's why I thought this is one of those precious few stories where "that sucks" is the perfect comment. Seems the swarm doesn't agree.

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Wizardo 33

Exactly, the legion is programmed to root out crappy puns and sayings even if used in the right context, makes me proud to see this in action :')

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RVAriverRAT88 9

Nothing better then a good ole sword fight.

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jmcr 27

Wow the fact that your bf wanted another guy should have been a sign

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pam241 15

time for you to move on. I don't think he is right for you anyway

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perdix 29

I hope they had the decency to give you a "pity double penetration." It's the least they could do before they send you out to make sammiches.

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Enslaved 36

Doesn't sound like the type of sammich OP had hoped for. O:

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kurodansei 16

But... but.... from your description it sounds like they made her a sandwich and simple asked her to reciprocate.

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davikiin 6

I never understand why people would 'share' in a serious or committed relationship. That's just asking for trouble. YDI.

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xkncas 8

Sometimes things get boring, and then stagnate, if you're with one single person for too long. Why do you think married couples stop having sex after a while?

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emilyjgraham 34

It's not a case of being bored, 58. Well, at least I don't think so. I think this is something they agreed to do to prevent reaching that stage in their relationship. Not only that, they obviously both agreed to it so it's something they both wanted to do to spice things up! Some couples are okay with 'sharing' their partners and if they thought it would work then that's okay. I don't necessarily think OP needs to leave him. There's a possibility that he just wanted to try it and this was the only way. People get curious but it doesn't mean he doesn't love OP. :)

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militarybrat 21

Swingers do it all the time. Its actually super fun. Im going to a swinger party tonight and i have no issues. Sure we dont do a BUNCH but its still just exciting

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davikiin 6

Cheating's still cheating, no matter the label.

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mattuti 8

Your boyfriend suggest having another guy for a threesome and you're not at all suspicious? You could've seen this coming. No 100% straight guy wants to share his girlfriend with another dude.

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Cian_1 28

Hence why he said "no 100% straight guy". If you're 100% straight, you're not bisexual, or anything else except straight. Which, unfortunately for OP, her boyfriend really isn't!

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tennisstar202 4

Not true me and my buddy yag team chicks all the time and we are both 100% straight.

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