By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 06:39 - Canada - Airdrie

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Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML
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If you're up for threesomes...I doubt you'll have trouble finding another boyfriend

lollypop30001 19

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Maybe you need to find yourself a new boyfriend. I don't think that he likes lady bits as much as man bits.

I don't think threesomes belong in relationships... Ever. If you are for each other you shouldn't need outside help in the bedroom...

inumiko 12

i think your bf is trying to say hes into dudes... you kinda should have seen that coming when he suggested to bring another dude into your bed... but still fyl

And him suggesting another guy wasn't a good enough hint? Never have a threesome with someone you care about. Never ends well which I'm sure you know now

Thats what happened to Ross in friends.

sorry but YDI. most people can't handle a threesome and don't even know how to be involved in a sucessful one. regaurdless of what sex and how many of each makes up the threesome, it can be amazing. but like someone else has already said, you have to be active in it, you can't just sit back and watch..or you'll just end up feeling left out...now this is true in EVERY third person sexual escapade, unless of course someone is infact using the endeavor to come out (of the closet), or something of that nature. but however, no matter the case, i believe it is your own fault that it ended up the way it did, and that you eventually felt the way you did..because one: if you're in a comitted and serious relationship, and aren't the type to be sexually adventurous, share your partner, have an open relationship, (and so on) without getting butthurt or angry (or however else you may feel)..then just on that point alone you -already- should not be agreeing to involve yourself in such activities..two: if you are not totally comfortable with yourself, who you are, as well as your body and physically..then you probably shouldn't get down..it heightens the chances of someones feelings getting hurt and emotions errupting, and not in a good way. as well as it makes it hard for you (and because of you, a lot of times the other two people as well)..to not only be comfortable with the sexual situation, but it can easily keep you from involving yourself, tring new things, having fun and being (and giving) pleasure(d)..and if the other two do not.have these problems and continue without you, (regaurdless of which two are actually in a relationship) you more then likely will feel left out, hurt, blah blah ect ect. so once again, another sign ya probably shouldn't join in..(and you know how you feel so ALL this shoulda been shootin' up HUGE red flags immediatly!) another big sign was the fact he was down for another dude...some guys don't care or mind...but usually even if so, they do NOT go lookin' for a guy or the opertunity to have sex with another guy 'n' a girl..so..strange..an' if you didn't think so then......wow...now i totally understand doing somethin' like this, (well anything really) for the guy, or girl, you love... but if you agreed, even if you knew ya didn't wanna....then don't complain..yeh that blows 'n' all, but ya gotta remember, YOU put YOURSELF there..you made a choice and because of your own responce / reaction, you KNOWINGLY put yourself in that situation...so suck it up..i mean really.

Wow ***** much? Why in the world would you do that. If you weren't such a **** that that wouldn't have happend.