Love, Sex and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards,...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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You deserved it 6 947

By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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summerbreeze888 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

CaptainCola 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

Ah young love

Comments

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:29

someone has issues! maybe dr Ruth can help?

lishy1311 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:35

Wow that would suck. But how could you realise this after you had sex? Unless he was that bad..?

RoseTintMyWorld 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:51

Wham, bam, thank you mam. Or sir in this case.

arttyruiz 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:05

He probably just said that because he got laid.

tw1st3r 2

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:09

Karma will hit you ;)

CherryOnTop222 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:21

Bitch.

ohhhsnapple 14

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:25

F HIS life. Not yours.

badam_fml 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 11:30

Yes F his life - but yours too

jobsman99 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:04

Well have some break up sex I guess. If you don't like him then don't string him on.

ilovefall10 21

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:18

Haha yeah, YOUR life is over. What about him? He just got dumped by someone he loved. What did he do that was so horrible?

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Today, I started my first job as a power line technician. My boss's first words to me were, "I have a good feeling about you, kid!" That would've been great if he hadn't said, "Although, the last time I had a good feeling, the guy died" right afterwards. FML

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Today, my intoxicated husband asked my very conservative parents how their sex life is now that all the kids are out of the house. FML

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Today, I went to see my ill granddad in hospital. I saw lots of doctors around his bed, and they pronounced him dead, so I ran out crying. A little later, I found out that my granddad had been moved, and it was a different man in his bed. FML

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Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML

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Today, I took the family to the Rainforest Café. There was no parking and I hate having to pay $12 for valet parking. I parked at Walgreens across the street in the only spot without a "Patrons only, violators will be towed" sign. It was covered by the tree branches. It cost me $225 for the cab and fine. FML

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Today, I learned that you should always make sure the car is in 'park' before you get it on wildly in it. FML

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