Love, Sex and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards,...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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summerbreeze888 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

CaptainCola 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

Ah young love

Comments

bevsta 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:26

I think he shat the bed

profoundkisses 18

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:29

If you can't stand, then sit. Lol.

Ballin8864 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:35

Try to make it work.. 0.0

KaelaKhaotic 5

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:40

Sex doesn't make you fall in love. Dumbass.

barleyguy 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:58

That's not exactly true while having sex the body releases pheromones and gives you a feeling for the person that you ate having sex with, most people take that feeling and think they're falling in love

lucins 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 12:44

That's one of the reasons why people should wait to have sex. It would be less damaging emotionally.

9R1NC3S5 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:10

Lol penis too small? To be young again! The throws of "passion".

Blazar420 15

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:28

Old people still have sex too. And it can be just as steamy from what I understand. What I'm saying is... it's never too late, the more (disease free) sex the better!

hesterr15 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 13:19

I had this exact same happen ; exsept I wa taking someone's virginity but mine had already been taken from my past boyfriend. But yeah ; this is exactly happened !!

TheKirs10 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:05

Get out while u can!!!! It's just sex.

jayandare 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:15

Ur the type of bitch that ***** with guys heads. I can't stand girls like u.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:24

Sorry, I don't buy that. So you agreed to the sex, THEN you come to your senses that you don't like this guy? Something more going on here, he either has a small dick, shot his load on your thigh before penetration, is into some really freaky pillow talk or auto-erotic asphyxiation, OR, you're just some **** who beds guys then your low self-esteem kicks in and you give them the heave ho - no disrespect intended, just making an observation based upon your post.