Love, Sex and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards,...

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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Hate sex

By xenutja - 29/01/2021 13:02 - United States - Amery

Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML

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Bad sex

By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 22:00

Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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summerbreeze888 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

CaptainCola 7

Tuesday 10 January 2012 8:58

Ah young love

Comments

123josie123 11

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:09

Op it's better that you tell him now instead of stringing him along and hurting his feelings even more!

Calyx_fml 21

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:10

Hump and dump.

Amrel 10

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:13

Be glad you didnt wait till marrage to realise this

juliushater 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:14

Funny, i always feel like that after a one night stand, nothing to be ashamed for.

MisterDoctor 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:15

Damn, that's just cold. You just hopped on him for a while, then bounce. Cmon, no man would do that... (yes, sarcasm) That's still messed up OP.

ICATiger 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:16

Doesn't matter, had sex

Wellwhateverthen 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 10:51

Still counts ;)

octopusxO 3

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:08

But I cried the whole time!

Bigboned38 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:16

At least he got some before you break up with him.

Jewnut 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:18

Your a bitch. Learn what you want before you hurt anyone else.

HeyImPayton 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:26

You should be straight up with him and tell him the truth. It's better to hurt him now then in 10 years when you're married with 2 kids.

Jewnut 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 9:27

Grow up cuz you really should know how you feel before you sleep with soneone

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