By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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dmakk 0

That really sucks even when I lost my virginity I lasted 7 minutes sucks for u

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Mauskau 35

Google how to get him to last longer :) it works.

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TriztenJ 0

I thought it was gonna end "he was right... It was one minute

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76transam 0

I say fhl he has a girlfriend with no patience and is posting about him behind his back if you are a new or fairly new couple he's probably just really turned on by you and can't really last right now it will pass trust me once he relaxes a little he'll be fine dont give him alcohol i suggest go a first round let him last his few minutes then after he's done wait about 10-15 mins or so then get him excited again and say now its my turn and go again i guarantee he will last longer make sure u use a condom for round two tho

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linkinpark98 23

Doesn't matter, had "sex"? .-.

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HereToLaugh54 1

well we have the opposite problem... mine lasts too long.

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NeuroticDesire 2

I'd say the opposite - get him just drunk enough to be numb. Can make sex last for hours. True story.

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christine92_fml 12

That sucks. I have the same problem...the longest he's lasted is about 5 minutes.. :/

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