By anonymous - 11/02/2012 05:57 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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DalPozzo13 10

That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha

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smartguy13v 2

50% improvement in one shot! That's pretty good! (Though 3 minutes is extremely depressing)

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grannygruber 6

Maybe it's nor his fault, maybe you are such a wonderful lover he can't hold out!

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tazedogkc 4

This has happened to me... I played a song to see which would last longer.. The song won.

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barnettmatt87 1

Poor little guy! He will get better with experience. Just hang in there 3minutes at a time lol

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jclawkward 4

Well either he is really good...or you make him soft

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inulover 0

In the words of Samantha from Sex and the City, "**** me bad once shame on you **** me bad twice shame on me" you should really think about that.

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byeah88 0

slip a viagra into his drinks next time when youre about to have sex.

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SoultheWolf 19

You need to let it up on him. Some men, especially if they haven't hat a lot of sexual experiences, wont be able to last long. Infact most men can't. Only way for him to learn how to hold it longer is to keep having it and teach him over and over.

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