By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 17:07 - United States - Richmond

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Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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hilamonster06 21

it's Lonely Island's song featuring Akon. DUMB ASS!

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DarkMatter115 13

Why are you getting downvoted? You at least actually knew who made the song...

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leogachi 15

@18 Because not knowing the person/group who performs a song doesn't make a person dumb.

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Tball22 7

I like how you knew who wrote the song but no need to be a dick about it.

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Krisman 4

This is the comment I came to find. I said you deserve it since they said it's Akon's song. Sorry for being a dick but get your facts straight. He's featured in the song but The Lonely Island is the artist here.

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DoomedGemini 37

Pretty pathetic to insult op for not knowing that. Akon is a well known artist that's played on the radio, I only know Lonely Island because of my brother. If someone isn't a fan of humorous songs or their style, or just isn't aware of them, it's not strange for them to say the artist they DO know. It doesn't make them dumb, I could probably name off songs that you have no idea who the artist is despite the fact I like them.

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pleasedie 22

Would've been even more hilarious if his dad walked in at that moment

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MasterTron 24

Today on Americas Funniest Home Videos

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wandering_soul 28

I don't think I've seen a censor bar stay that still before....

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Haha, your boyfriend has the right idea! Hopefully it was nice for both of you. Just enjoy the moment, it'll probably stick with you forever!

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exoticDeath 20

"Doesn't matter had sex!"? :)

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CaroLouWho 10

I can't say I wouldn't do something similar, minus the naked dance.

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brittlehorn20 21

Where did you get dancing at? She said a victory lap. That sounds like running to me.

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ahippienamedrae 10

Best 30 seconds of your life?

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THEDARKLORDOFALL 17

I don't see the problem here. What do you regret not joining him?

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Silvermaye 25

Exact same thing happened with me and my boyfriends first time last week -boys will be boys ?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

At least he enjoyed himself, that's all that matters.

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farrito102993 9

My boyfriend did that the first few times we had sex, and he had 9 roommates! lol

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