By oumalina - 12/08/2010 01:54 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML
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_streets_ 19

haha isn't that the rule for swimming or something

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Raleigh_bruh 7

The real Fml here is that you two made out after eating pizza.. Not a very appetizing taste you want in your mouth mixed with someone else's saliva. :/

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luckyluke2000 2

good call u know u don't want a drag the night down with a cramp

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jamorris001 0

For health reasons, It's actually ADVISED to exercise after eating. It helps with digestion and actually reduces gas. Nothing too strenuous, but enough to get your heart rate up, to increase your metabolism and get the digestive process started. Next time you just want to sleep after eating, Try going for a walk around the block. You will feel like 10x better, and you'll have much more energy, because you're using and getting the calories you just ate. So making out after eating- probably good. Sex, probably too much exercise

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kolk777 10

well would you rather him to know Jack shit about it?

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longboardsrule 0

well duh you gotta wait I wouldn't want a cramp!!!

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customparachute 0

so if he had to b all gay about it y couldnt he have made out for a half hour with out u relizing how douchey he is?

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oshi16toofly 0

for those you who don't know sex is one of the best ways to relieve cramps. YUM

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gladiatorbarbie 0

you're boyfriend is secretly gay. obviously

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