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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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ktsthrlnd 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

flockz 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

Comments

TanyaKJC 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:20

Pretty sad how now people r having sex just for fun and saying "quickie" rather than saying "making love" or "having sex.". Sex lost it's true meaning...

niplipsip 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:59

Yeah, I agree. Love making hardly exists anymore and sex is like playing "patty cake" with your genitals these days (people just pick a random partner and fire away).. but quickies aren't even sex imo. There's like 0% passion in a quickie.

hellojuicyhello 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 11:24

Yeah... I would say so to, now a days all they wanna do is F****k there ass away. Love making is sooo much more better then a so called "quickie" poor kids dont know what there doing sucks for them, quickies is all they know haaaaaaaa!

TanyaKJC 9

Friday 5 August 2011 16:24

Its sad what people consider sex now...I'm still a virgin an plan to stay that way til marriage...I think out of everyone ik and just people in general...there are maybe only 10% of people who think like that. I had a friend that would get high and have sex w her bf then next day find another guy to cheat on him with. I respect people who at least wait to find some1 they love...not lust and call it love

JustHello123 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:25

Ahaha YDI everyone knows not to have sex when the parents are there! :)

FhIsLif3 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:25

Haaha. Not a good idea when his parent are in the housee.

rizio10 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:35

Ppl are saying why do it with the parents home, sometimes the thought of getting caught makes it better!!! Duh

kelsey_katie 17

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:41

ZING.

amayalives4music 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:00

You could have told him you were playing hide and seek. Yet again. Your probably over 16 and half naked.

xrainbowshadowx 17

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:10

Your boyfriend showed have said that he was busy..

anothersuicide 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:11

okay well, if your boyfriends in the bathroom and his step-dad knocked on the door, why didn't your boyfriends not let him come in and come up with an excuse like, oh well idk he's in the bathroom so like, "hold on dad I'm taking a shit, come back in 10 minutes"?