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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 107
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

flockz 19

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

Comments

A quickie? For a second there, I read Quackie. :D

angrygoat1214 0

sex is always better with the fear of getting caught :)

aswan15 0

If you were in the bathroom why jump in closet when there is bath tub you could lay down in......

y the hell would u let the dad in?! nd next time just keep it in ur pants nd do it wen n they're not around wtf

babyvi 6

People dont knock before they go in anymore.

WHY didn't you two LOCK THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!! Dummies

Andrea87_fml 3

Similar situation happen to me but my bf's dad gave him a high five

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lol, that's clearly a champion genetic stock you're mining with that bf. Who knows, if you're persistent, maybe grandpa there will teach your child how to do a proper keg-stand!

People have no class or morals these days.