Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

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Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:05

I see what you did there ;)

paintball2012 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:07

honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser

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KittehKatt 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:32

that's not so bad, nothing wrong with a little water :P you could've made it into a fun experience.

sarahskura 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:34

that's funny me and my ex boyfriend had sex in our golf course in are town

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:37

@28: "in are town"?! are you STUPID?!

twinny_sc 13

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:17

*our

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:35

Anyone with any common sense would have realized that a place who's major goal is to have healthy, green grass in all seasons will require a lot of watering during the hours it isn't being used. Not to mention anyone who has ever seen any movie where someone tries to do exactly the same thing. YDI for being either stupid or ignorant.

PatrickCC1123 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:35

I would think that would actually turn you on more...guess not

GermanBoy0_0 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:39

Yeah I mean it like having sex in a shower a muddy,grassy shower

redneckbabe38618 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:39

look at it this way at least he's adventurous when it comes to having sex

ahugit 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:42

when else are they going to water the grass? while people are on the course? You are an idiot. seriously.

ahugit 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:46

lame.

perdix 29

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:56

Sprinkling just as it gets dark is a terrible idea. All kinds of nasty molds, bacteria and fungi thrive in damp, dark environments. See what happens in your lady parts over the coming days. The optimal time to sprinkle is just before dawn. The humidity is at a maximum so there is the least loss of wetness and sunshine is the best disinfectant. You should find a boyfriend who is an early riser ;)