Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:05

I see what you did there ;)

paintball2012 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:07

honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser

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xxBAMFxx 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:16

bahahaha that's friggin' hilarious!!! I can make your golf course rock? LOL xD

toobigtoofail 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:30

How is this an fml sex on the grass with the sprinklers going sound awesome

lovin_darkness 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:30

i don't see the FML here...... haha

bowiekahei 3

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:33

it's kinda like an adult version of hsm2...

italianboy_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:33

16 u r sexy

hedgerow 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:34

that's übersexy OP. in the dark, wet

sexii_babii_21 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:39

thats good for u op . it would add some excitement to life . once i had it with my boyfriend at the beach when it was pitch black and a giant wave came in and soaked us both .

boricuabebe 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:41

lmao

Iowa123 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:41

62- I have no idea what's your problem with grammar correcting people, and the people who are arguing with 62 I hve no idea why it matters, but I love watching an argument on FML... I'm rooting for both sides, here.