Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML

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danii_s2 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:05

I see what you did there ;)

paintball2012 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:07

honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser

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lizadunce 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 16:58

Never had shower sex? This is just a wee bit cooler, haha. :> Not that much of an FYL, but agreed with the rest. When else would the sprinklers turn on? Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you. :>

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:23

shower sex is awesome !!!

lizadunce 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:39

Exactly, haha. So I don't see what the big deal with sprinklers would be besides the fact the water might be a little cooler.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:40

ya true

julie3841 11

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:05

golf course? no thanks. sprinklers though..yeah ;] ydi if that really ruined your night

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:06

.. I would love for that to happen, that sounds so romantic?

whitesox7766 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:17

wow it's just like sex in the rain

Pep010 2

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:24

Be glad it were sprinklers that went off, instead of some security alarm system with spotlights and all.

Blackiechan85 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:25

who the **** cares about getting wet by WATER. that's like ******* in a shower you dumb bitch. this isn't an FML...???

ebaylo 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:31

haven't you seen hsm2...

lalalalalalalala_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:35

waiste of my time reading this..not an fml.

imright24 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 17:44

Who would have thought that those lucious green lawns, which can't be watered during the day because people use them, would get watered at night? YDI.