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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML

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By confused - 09/04/2011 08:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in eight months. He didn't make a move. I then asked if we were on a date. He said, "I don't know, I guess." I can't tell either. FML

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Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML

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By MissNoFuture - 20/06/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he's been having doubts, but he still wants to stay with me. I asked him why he had been so nervous about us and he replied, "I don't know, just thinking about a future with you makes me feel nauseous". We've been together over 2 years now. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bayside

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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AliMarie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you

Comments

athos1237 4

Wednesday 19 August 2009 7:40

YDI for claiming "boyfriend" on date 2. On date 2 he's barely working on friend who happens to be a boy.

Me27 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:10

I thought I would be alone pointing out the "boyfriend" and "second date" thing. Alas, I am not. YDI.

BLNovelist 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:25

Maybe they agreed to be? I know I ended up being with my boyfriend only after one date - and it was months before we went on another.

ragsy 7

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:50

#10 took the words out of my mouth.

cheeter 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 8:58

He said no because he's comfortable around you. Wtf why is this on this site??

uvhp 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:14

the real question is why do you call him your bf is this is only your second date

Pix_fml 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 9:28

It was a second date...he's not your boyfriend!

alliemay 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 10:01

Boyfriend = Second Date ?

vynns 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 11:59

my bf honestly tells me that he doesn't think i'm pretty and it's fine with me. OP - fish for compliments all you want but YDI for running here to whine about it after not getting the answer you want to hear. also, second date doesn't mean nuts about her relationship with the guy. it might be the second date *after* he asked her out, who knows? hooray for jumping to conclusions.