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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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AliMarie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you

Comments

rustyrox 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:28

Ooohhh boooo.

iamelrebel 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:33

if you have only been on two dates, he isn't your boyfriend

BalenciagaBetch9 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:34

1.) you're from jersey 2.) he is probably a guido so his opinion doesn't matter and 3.) i'm glad i'm not ugly.

USMC0612 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:00

Haha, Amazing. As A NYer, I have to agree. **** Jersey.

honeydoodles 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:41

I dated someone for maybe 5 mo. and only went on 2 actual dates in that time, mainly b/c we lived in different states most of that time.

Jsgirl 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:14

what do you mean "a 2nd date with your boyfriend"?

anonymous32194 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:30

See. It kind of depends on how he was trying to say it to you. Because maybe he was trying to say it in a nice way. He could've meant that he was way too comfortable around you to feel nervous..

cadetxtemprencex 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 6:37

so i think what happened was here was nothing really... OP i could see why that would suck but i bet it was just one of those things where a guy says something that SOUNDS awful and douchey but he didn't mean it lyk that at all and just didn't think. don't worry :)