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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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By Squishy - 22/08/2010 23:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bayside

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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AliMarie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you

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Colombus_fml 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:59

That just means that he's more comfortable with you than with other attractive women. You should be glad.

bdolphin24 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:14

WTF? Why do a majority of you like to hate? she was just wondering if her bf thought she was attractive or not and was probably a teasing question anyway

kubagami 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:22

I've done that before it dosen't mean anything. It's like a compliment, you make him feel comfortable and at ease.

ijrnelson 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 16:45

I don't know if anyone else has said this, but FYL for calling him your boyfriend after 2 dates?!

killinmesmalls 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 18:04

YDI for being "that girl"

nolag 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:56

Hi listen I just created an account to tell you this, I am the same way with good looking girl BUT when I like them and I feel comfortable with her I am not so it could be a good thing.

TheAngryPrincess 3

Friday 21 August 2009 1:09

I would have punched him.

HeroicDude 0

Friday 21 August 2009 2:07

YDI for assuming that he's your boyfriend after 2 dates.

Sipos 0

Friday 21 August 2009 18:46

Clearly you do. Nobody thinking straight would answer like that if he was the sloghtest bit interested in you. If he wasn't interested at all, why the second date?