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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML

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Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML

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By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bayside

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

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AliMarie 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:13

Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?

Nonamerequired 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you

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chels070809 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:13

Leave the OP alone about the boyfriend thing. I talked to a guy for almost a month before we went on our first date. He asked me to be his girlfriend before our second. We've also been together for over a year now. You never know. However OP, you set yourself up. YDI for fishing for a compliment instead of letting him come to you. Guys like it much better that way. Fishing is completely unattractive in the male mind.

AlexZB 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:23

so do you just not have a sense of humor or what?

james_wow 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:23

dam.....BURN LOLOLOLOLOOLL

DameGreyWulf 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:24

He said "really attractive." You could easily just be "attractive." Oh poor you, you don't have an adverb before your adjective...

conan6 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:44

YDI for being ugly.

Shlizabeth 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:47

Whenever I see something like this written by some idiot girl in Jersey, I always hope it's someone I know and hate. I realize the chances are slim to none, but I still have hope. Also, for people in other states who think you're dissing Jersey by the things you say, just know that we think just about any state South of us have issues with cousins dating and polygamy. And, finally, he's not your boyfriend, you're clearly a loser that he's just trying to have sex with so that he's not nervous when he's having sex with a woman who actually looks like a woman.

moonlight_daze 8

Wednesday 19 August 2009 4:59

I think you meant "HAS issues with cousins dating and polygamy" not "HAVE issues with cousins dating and polygamy".

Shlizabeth 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:19

Oh, wow, sorry, I didn't know I was trying out for MENSA, but I promise, if I ever do, I'll be sure to come to you to check my grammar, because I'm pretty sure I never read a book in my life that didn't have spelling errors, or grammar errors. And, actually, I was writing "states." So, basically, if I didn't type as fast as I do without looking at the keyboard and without double-checking my comments, you wouldn't have had your idiotic tizzy over bad grammer. So congratulations to you, Mr. I-have-nothing-better-to-do-with-my-life-so-I-waste-it-on-fmylife.com-correcting-the-grammar-of-other-people-because-I'm-the-result-of-a-first-cousin-marriage. You've never had sex before, but BOY do you know how to get some cyber action! Have a good day.

triplethreat13 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:10

you shouldn't be calling the guy your boyfriend if you've only been on 2 dates, especially if you don't know him well.

rae_o_sunshine 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 5:20

U call it casually seeing each other or goin out which is not being bf/gf. I think that being bf/gf is a commitment. Its called being in a relationship. Not to offend anyone but if u rlly think that calling someone ur bf/gf isnt a big deal, I find u to be quite naive.