Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming...

By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 576

You deserved it 3 112

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 107

You deserved it 3 325

By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 247

You deserved it 6 975

Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 002

You deserved it 4 478

By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 974

You deserved it 293

By lily389 - 21/03/2011 05:02

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 305

You deserved it 4 083

By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 221

You deserved it 3 210

By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 974

You deserved it 12 166

Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 196

You deserved it 254

By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 626

You deserved it 8 912

That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 828

You deserved it 284

imaweener 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:00

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

mariahrawks 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:03

I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.

Comments

baltomushishi 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:01

wow , kicking at night is one thing but actually grabbing someones head and punching is a far more advanced level .lol FYL

mariahrawks 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:03

I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.

SeasonedSausage 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:06

it's just... because

S_Mala 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:10

OP deserves it because she could have blocked, but decides to just let him punch her in the face. It also shows how fast her reflex is.

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:13

OP was ASLEEP, and the boyfriend probably woke her up by grabbing her in the back of the head, and then punched her before she had a chance to defend herself. #29, you're a ********. NOBODY would decide to let someone punch them in the face. You're.... GRR you make me so angry! I can't even describe someone like you properly.

exoticfuck 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:18

lol 29 got totally owned by 31 XD

S_Mala 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:21

31 I do know I'm a ******** already, don't have to remind me >.>. I'm also dyslexic....

uxoriouswidow 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:35

I'd say it's the other way round, as his humour seemed to soar way above her head.

kikiface 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:44

#29, she was asleep. reflexes don't apply when you are asleep.

mexicantumblewee 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:56

@kikiface not true. my reflexes are always at peak performance. I once caught a bullet, a fly, and the flu all in my sleep

anorexicbarbie 8

Saturday 27 February 2010 21:15

ooh 36 cry me a river you have dyslexia

S_Mala 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:39

70 You can cry it yourself. I hate when people think I say that I have dyslexia so I can get sympathy, but I hate sympathy and I don't want it. I only said I did have it because I made a mistake on reading the FML, it's not the end of the world because I made my mistake. And I admit the mistake too.

AngryNinja 1

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:44

tara wins again!

Felium 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 0:26

lol r u chuck norris

Zills 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:06

At 31 I'm a boxer I primarily signed up to punch others in the face but do get punched in the face myself. Therefore proving part of your statement wrong. OP's boyfriend likes dirtyboxing. I'll beat him up for you OP.

helloello 2

Sunday 28 February 2010 7:47

touché

ShockwaveXIII 8

Thursday 29 March 2012 14:22

S_mala Then why the **** do you tell people you have dyslexia?

subscript 15

Thursday 26 February 2015 12:13

Sometimes i hit the wrong one then can't undo it but otherwise dido

villetf 11

Tuesday 21 July 2015 23:10

I think a lot of people accidentally choose YDI. I don't know if it's just my phone, but I can't "unclick" FYL or YDI.

qr_fml 21

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:05

lolz

Person1233 12

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:07

YDI for breathing. Get with the damn times.

dorkside_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:39

wow

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:08

He wasn't asleep. He just wanted an excuse to Chris Brown you.

htownlove 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:22

OP got Rihannad lol

Ademus 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:54

Lmao. Perhaps Chris should've said it was a dream/accident? Maybe then it would've just ended up on FML instead of ruining his career...

screwedupclick 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:12

it's because your shit at sucking dick

MLPH2010 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:58

It's YOU'RE not your moron.

BlueBomber 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 4:32

it is you are not the moron that belongs to you?

boy_scout_of_dea 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:13

fyl

iamchuck 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:19

Some people just express thier desire to break up in a different manner than others.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:21

Your BF fails.... and OP, the correct term is MMA. UFC is a brand, MMA is the sport. And Fedor is the KING of MMA 

uxoriouswidow 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:40

If someone fights in the UFC, they are a UFC fighter. Unfortunately, that was a bit of a pedantry-fail.

radmuffin 12

Sunday 28 February 2010 0:25

UFC is not a brand; it's an organization, like the NFL.

Fedor_is_KING 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:26

You know what I mean 107, don't get technical with me ;) They are the "brand name" org. The one the noobs watch and think that's the only place that has MMA fights worth watching.