By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 576
You deserved it 3 112

Same thing different taste

Top comments

OP, you should dream about being in a tag rope contest and pull his dick as hard as you can. haha.

I'd like to see an FML where nobody chooses YDI. Honestly, someone explain to me how OP deserved this; it's not like OP punched him first as far as we're concerned.

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KurouTenshi 0

and I thought I was a violent sleeper. LOL

you should be happy that your bf is not a grappler! he could have choked you out cold!

Coccinelle_fml 15

Absolute WIN for #52! Fedor is THE destroyer.

WoAhAnNa123 0

Aw man, this sounds like something my girlfriend would post.

just spit in his mouth when he's sleeping. problem solved. (:

Felium 0

its her boyfriend im pretty sure they did more than spit in eachother houses

Batman4890 0

it's cool; this just means he is a secret ninja