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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By trixieee - 04/08/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML

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DJuan 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:09

don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants

lookatstupid 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:08

Ouch

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tristan1001 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:18

O.O

smurfmafia 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:28

I do the same thing all the time. You women just take things to literal. There are a lot of exceptions to the rule but if I were to generalize women who are beautiful tend to not have to work for much. which gives them no personality. When everyone does everything for you. How do you learn? On the plus side if your ugly and stupid then ydi. if your ugly and smart then next time he takes his dick out of your mouth say something intelligent to impress him. If your hot and dumb then stick to what your good at ... getting down because that's all he wants. if your hot and smart then use ur big brain realise he's in it for one thing(your ass) nd find someone who has a little more inteligence then to blurt out stupid comments in public that make both you and him look stupid.

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:45

Or a sparkly gay vampire?

ScaryyMary 14

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:08

Smirky, rockabilly garage mechanic? Where can I get one? Sign me up! :D

knibbsy 4

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:44

Hey, I work in a garage for a major dealership! But I'm a service manager and wear a shirt and tie and don't actually work on cars, but it still counts right?

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:50

I was thinking something more Jesse James. They just can't be trusted.

deadsrs 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:20

I have to agree with an earlier statement. Guys very rarely are including their girlfriends in those rants. Though to be honest I would have said something like "MOST Hott girls are stupid" just to avoid sleeping alone.

evietwilight1997 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:25

let's hope ur stupid, idiot!!!

jklol420 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 2:07

hey you spelled joking wrong... lol it isn't spelled with an "e"... lol

smurf1 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:25

guys say a lot of things like that. It dosnt mean he was including you in it. if you guys have a happy relationship don't let little things like this bother you, but if he comments negativly on your looks or smarts ( and he's not jokeing ) then maybe you should look for a better relationship. but most likely he wasn't refering to you. :) hope I helped sincerly, Smurf 