Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things...

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 660

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Method acting

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:08 - United Kingdom - Frome

Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 643

You deserved it 45 065

Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 999

You deserved it 8 945

By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 632

You deserved it 4 984

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 045

You deserved it 5 468

By iris - 18/05/2012 23:01 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 242

You deserved it 36 257

By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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You deserved it 41 695

Nope out of there

By twintowers - 04/07/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 414

You deserved it 23 272

Thin walls

By xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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You deserved it 1 418

By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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You deserved it 31 398

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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You deserved it 6 198

zxtq 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:36

Should have competed to see who was louder xD fyl

phazetryhard 10

Monday 5 October 2015 22:37

Should've seen who could've lasted longer

Comments

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Monday 5 October 2015 22:56

SEX COMPETITION!!!

Le_ponderer 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:57

On one hand; Aaaaaargggh! On the other hand, becoming parents did not automatically make them a-sexual beings... our parents getting their sexy on is how we all got here. Live and let live.

Le_ponderer 14

Monday 5 October 2015 22:59

*asexual

okokalright 15

Monday 5 October 2015 23:28

Yes i'm sure all of us are aware that our parents still have sex, but honestly if you knew the truth would you enjoy listening to your parents ****? I wouldn't be able to look at my parents for a couple days

scyth3s 13

Tuesday 6 October 2015 7:59

I will never understand our society's adverse obsession with parental sex. It's a retarded social norm.

Fixme 5

Tuesday 6 October 2015 9:06

I agree with you, #42.

One_Way 43

Wednesday 7 October 2015 6:55

Parental sex? Our society seems to have an adverse obsession with sex in general. It can't even be talked about without being considered a taboo subject. Except on the Internet, of course.

beeferjay 34

Monday 5 October 2015 23:01

it's even hotter when it's forbidden

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 5 October 2015 23:15

I found this to be true, and I still don't know why it even works that way. One of the most exciting sex sessions in my life occurred in a house with sleeping Korean parents, who are very strict by nature. It took everything to stifle the clapping sounds and moans, haha.

helptheorphans 17

Tuesday 6 October 2015 0:54

#20 TMI. That's nasty...

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 6 October 2015 1:15

Yep, definitely too much information, especially for a site called "**** My Life" that is riddled with colorfully worded anecdotes about things ranging from fecal matter to vomit to used condoms. Sorry for not being politically correct. It was a true story.

stickthatwhere 16

Saturday 10 October 2015 15:54

been there newguy03..... been there

Crystal55621 19

Saturday 17 October 2015 2:09

That's waaaay too much info.

Fixme 5

Monday 5 October 2015 23:02

I would never expect the parents to abstain from sex just because I was visiting.

TheNewGuy03 28

Monday 5 October 2015 23:02

Well, it's time for you to play a very dangerous game. Depending on your parents and how long they engage in coitus, it can end very positively or disastrously. Toe the line. Be the woman the world needs. In other words, go bang.

froggiesrbad4u 4

Monday 5 October 2015 23:06

Shahs jus

kayla2228 14

Monday 5 October 2015 23:21

Well, **** his life then.

vikky538 28

Monday 5 October 2015 23:25

You started the fire and they are enjoying the heat

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Monday 5 October 2015 23:28

Are you dating Greg Focker?

juggalo2 20

Monday 5 October 2015 23:48

So the parents were okay with you being in bed together, but didn't want to hear you "in bed together"? It's just common courtesy to ignore that stuff between couples.