Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Same thing different taste

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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You deserved it 1 416

By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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You deserved it 1 517

By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

Comments

purplemnm 9

Friday 19 February 2010 3:01

breasteses!!!!!

musicmaniac925 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:10

not an fml

H8SnkrDoodls 2

Friday 19 February 2010 3:28

Is it just me, or can you sum up Snickerdoodles in just a few words... Annoying, self-righteous, grammar-freak. Obviously, this girl found her situation to be a bit entertaining and deciding to share it with the FML community. BUT, Snickerdoodles has to come with her annoying sarcasm and says "Congrats, your dating a 10 year old"... I never say this, but seriously... GET A LIFE!

nobridgejustwate 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:17

you really made an entire account to bitch about a girl who's a little funnier than you? congratulations, you ARE a ten-year-old.

H8SnkrDoodls 2

Friday 19 February 2010 4:22

Pretty much, nerd. Try being more self-kept and stfu. Keep your uninvited comments to youself... This comment was JUST for snicker.

mrmidi 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:34

But you just admitted to doing the exact same thing... uninvited comments are the backbone of the Internet. Look, I'm doing it right now! WTF!!! Anyway, sucks your breasts are as flat as records. fyl indeed (not really)

H8SnkrDoodls 2

Friday 19 February 2010 4:37

lol Ima guy but ok. I still think that the bf is awesome btw. SNICKERS WHERE YOU?!?!

geoLa16 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:30

wow that sounds like fun 

forever2009 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:31

lmao just laugh it out

_lifeblows 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:15

HAHA .. use his dick as a ps3 joy stick : )

renaissancegrrl 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:19

I have to say that these FML's where people seem to have a complete lack of a sense of playfulness in bed are really starting to piss me off. Sex isn't ALWAYS super-romantic, and it shouldn't be (though I would argue that you should definitely be in love with your partner). Having sex while giggling over silly stuff, sometimes, just adds to the variety.