Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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Same thing different taste

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Last act

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Making plans

By nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

Comments

Domonator 16

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:45

Maybe she's just dating a guy who really appreciates a nice pair of turntables. If she hates it, she can let him know (and it's not the end of the world). On the other hand, if she can relax about it, they will make great music together.

Comatose27 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:55

HA!!!! NICE! xD seriously though, he's an idiot. hahaha this made my day. thanks and FYL.

alex1432 9

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:55

ydi for calling them breasts

xundria 5

Friday 19 February 2010 0:07

Please learn the difference between immaturity and someone who just knows how to have fun. Oh wait, that's right.. you are one of those people that don't know how to have fun.

Shadow9876 19

Friday 29 April 2016 4:26

That's what they are called. -_-

Ucla_cupcake 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:59

Hahaha. You're a lucky gal. :p this is no fml

xhalighx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:02

Welcome to the world of dating! They're all ten. ;P

kat45d29 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:15

at least he didn't use your nipples as a gear shift and make vroom vroom noises!

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 0:21

lmao

maskedman 9

Friday 19 February 2010 0:26

It's like sex, but it's the remix. This becomes an FML if he decides to plug a pair of Bose headphones into your anus. I wonder if rule 34 applies to DJ Hero.