well it's better then "it's so mushroom..y looking", to which I would respond "1-UP! 1-UP! 1-UP!", but honestly this really isn't an fml. I don't know any fellow guy who'd get offended by it, if anything they'd probably just take it as a compliment, at least I would

LOL this is funny. And really #176? It's funny how you're trying to be a smart ass and correct #23 for writing "inverted commas" by saying "their called apostrophes" when THEY'RE actually QUOTATION MARKS.

hahahaha #14 and 15 are my favs!

I really like how the british pigs, so pompous yet with little reason to be, said "thats what they are called in british" when properly it should be "Thats what they are called in Britain (Or Great Britain, United Kingdoms, England etc.)

i totally agree with number 50. dont worry so much, first experiences are always awkward. see, 15 wouldnt mind getting told his penis was pretty. what did he say after you called it pretty??

lol at #1

Wow... That is funny. Well I guess you had really nothing to say. #5 funny))

For future reference, the best compliment for a penis is a ********.

well at least you didnt giggle that woul've been a real buzzkill

actually i think its a good thing that u havent seen one before.. it means youre not a ***** like a lot of these girls