By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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lazorzpewpew 0

LOL, Awesome! :D If any woman ever told me that in bed, I'd laugh hysterically XD

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Sniper3000 0

then it emwould be all over right there

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barrelro11_fml 0

My girlfriend said I have a "pretty penis" before. She said it looks better than others she had seen... At first it was a compliment... now, I'm wondering how many she's seen fml

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iluvcody 0

"id complimented it" YDI for not being able to spell.

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Truffles 0

ooommgggg I said that once to my boyfriend, and neither of us could stop laughing.

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nicefriend 0

I have a GREAT one.. When my bf and i were playing truth or dare i dared him to.. whip it out? lol and then i hysterically laughed. No complaints, it was big and everything.. it was just the first penis i've ever seen... and the circumstances we're super funny.. believe me, seriously, I'm sure It's pretty is a nicer thing than hysterical laughter.. :)

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philosopher 0

Wow, LFMAO... *sigh* I need a minute... Well, as long as you made it up to him. That way you couldn't have said anything more, if you catch my drift.

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Righty0 0

lmfaooooooooo well you probably shouldnt have said anything similar to what you would say to a four year olds finger painting... but not so bad i guess :D

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intangible_x 1

ahahha . i would've used the word pretty as well . or maybe cute. . 8-)

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