At least it's not ugly!!!! :)

I laughed out loud, hysterically at my ex boyfriends. I tried to pawn it off as me laughing at Family Guy (we had the TV on) but it was on a commercial, so that failed. Calling it pretty isn't all that bad.

You are okay just as long as you don't say "OH LOOK AT THE CUTE THING." Guys hate that!!

my girlfriend refered to my penis as "yummy"........ and you know what, I'm cool with that, because girls want things that are "yummy" in their mouth. and I generally don't have a problem with girls that want my penis in their mouth...

HA

ROFL XD wow thats almost as bad as saying its cute

You just looked And saaid it's pretty:D u should of done ... And tell him wow that's big. Giving him some comfident LOL

I only say "your life is ******" because you've never seen a penis. :P

Best thing to say "Wow it's huge!"

That's not the worst thing you could have said. It's not really an FML and more of an LOL.