By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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england_fml 0

Atleast you could've told him that it was big.

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fuckItall01 0

LOL . well on the bright side, at least you said something about it ?

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kloveee 0

you shouldnt think "its pretty" when you see a dick.

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DanielE_fml 0

Pretty ain't bad at least you didnt say "THE WORD" when you saw it. The word being SMALL!

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greeneyedkitteh 0

You could have said it was a second belly-button like in the Salt and Pepper song "Short Dick Man". And it was positive so that's good. :D That would be my luck though my mind all a fluster and then, the stupid words come tumbling out.

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jstasilentscream 3

i agree, calling it small or little would've probably hurt his pride like hell, but hey, i would've seriously got turned off if my fiancee said something that dumb.

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tayy1234 0

hey atleast it was pretty.

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xMegx 0

#252 hahahahahah. hi darling, it was pretty? really. well okay, at least it wasn't ugly... at least you gave us all a good laugh.

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acrasiah 0

lmfao dont worry hun its WAY BETTER than my first experience: this was the first guy id ever fooled around with and first penis id ever seen and i thought it looked fun so as i was sort of stroking it i wiggled it around and started laughing giggling really thank goodness our love was strong enough to overcome that. he died of embarresment and was like NEVER.DO THAT.AGAIN. he weas so angry haha but now we just laugh about it its almost two years now

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