Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes...

By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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BIKES!

By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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Say it

By Her - 06/11/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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By Lisa - 18/07/2014 20:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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Buffering

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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Saturday 28 November 2009 12:12

What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.

heart604 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:09

movies have killed romance for you

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dominika57 4

Saturday 28 November 2009 13:42

Learn love beacause if he is gonna say get to 2 seat bike cause u can't drive 1) who would be riding in the second seat 2)he will probbally will say he loves u latr u jackass stop watchin so many romance movies cause they are not real guys are diffrent than them script readin actors who r on steroids

kile88 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 13:49

yawn

applebranch 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 13:56

it doesn't suck! it's one of the cutest things i've ever heard. buy a two seater bicycle and go on picnics! i wish MY boyfriend would do that for me! here's a tip: LIFE IS not always what you expect, but that doesn't mean it's worse, just different. clearly your boyfriend isn't just some AVERAGE guy.

DynamicDave 11

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:03

YDI for not being able to drive

perdix 29

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:05

Am I missing something? Is "two seater bicycle" an Urban Dictionary slang for double-headed, diesel-powered vibrator?

campex 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:01

Perdix, I love your comments. And that would be a very thoughtful gift.

k43L1 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:11

this doesn't suck at all. it means your bf actually wants to be with you and is thinking of how to get around together.

Residence_fml 4

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:17

Am I the only one who thinks that she's already overreacting with 'after not having seen each other for a week'? Well other than that YDI for thinking that you're living in a romantic movie and everyone has to act like they live in your mushy movie. I think your boyfriend said just the right thing.

kitties_fml 12

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:21

what the **** is wrong with you? your boyfriend's getting you a two-seater bicycle and you think your life is ******? gee, i'd like to have your problems.