Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes...

By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML

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BIKES!

By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride on bicycles. After a while, I couldn't see him ahead of me any more. I went back and forth for half an hour but could't find him, and started to think something happened. I went home to call him but saw his bike. Turns out my boyfriend is just an asshole. FML

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Say it

By Her - 06/11/2009 20:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years took me out to breakfast. We were eating and he kept on staring at me like he was thinking of something really important. I thought he was going to say, "I love you". So I told him to, "say it already." Turns out he was thinking of a way to dump me. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By Lifes_overated - 23/09/2009 14:10 - Australia

Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML

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By Lisa - 18/07/2014 20:21 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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Never cross the streams

By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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Buffering

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 13:59

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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Saturday 28 November 2009 12:12

What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.

heart604 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:09

movies have killed romance for you

Comments

Pixon 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:44

Two seated bikes are pretty fun and you can get outside instead of sitting in a car.

mps1969 8

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:44

Picky women ! Like a bicycle made for two isn't romantic . Not a fml .

blastvortex 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:49

How on Earth does this even qualify as an FML? More to the point, how the hell did this get past moderation? This is a joke. Quit being an dipstick, OP.

romaunts 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:56

:o uh oh, chill- the mods will all but tell you to stfu and tell you to read the rule where it says not to question a FML being an FML... and deactivate the comments. HP, FTW. ;*

WorkThatButt 2

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:52

Yo' damm bitch ass is too damm complainin'

Fenny 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:52

I see nothing wrong with this. He was trying to do something memorable or spontaneous. FHisLife that you are stuck up.

romaunts 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:55

So? how picky you are... you're complaining over nothing, at least he's still thinking of you, and about you two something doing something sweet together. Anyway, he could of said you're ugly, said if you ever got pregnant, he'd want you to have an abortion, that he wanted to break up, that you're not as pretty as his other girlfriend, that you're not as pretty as his boyfriend, that he thinks he likes you so much because you remind him of a guy, that you remind him of Sarah Palin (-shudder- horrifying...). that he wanted a threesome where he gets to spend some 'quality time' with that hot best friend of yours, that he decided to be a mormon and move to Utah and write about sparkly vampires, or any number of things. Feel LUCKY, girl. It could be worse... if you'd even call that 'bad' at all. :)

MagneticGuitar 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:01

Did you expect him to suck your blood?

guckylynn 19

Saturday 28 November 2009 16:07

be glad you're with h. that's actually saying I love you without saying the words. he cares enough that he wants to get something so you can go places together. and a week? stop complaining I haven't seen my boyfriend for over a month, and many people have been away from boyfriends/ husbands even longer than I. you are very ungreatful.