By tjcl - 28/11/2009 06:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were gazing into each others' eyes in the moonlight after not having seen each other for a week. I thought he was going to say "I love you" and pull me in for a kiss. Instead, he said, "Since you can’t drive, we should get one of those two seater bicycles." FML
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fakkumairaifu 14

What's the problem? That's still totally adorable. FYL for not appreciating a boyfriend who says such cute things.

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heart604 0

movies have killed romance for you

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Punkartmama 0

He sounds awesome. Girls just can't apprieciate a good guy. Life isn't a freaking movie!

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Elksy 0

That was incredibly sweet. Sweeter than "I love you", because that's just often just a line you spout. What he said shows actual consideration and caring.

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FML9500 0

shut up and stop complaining. ive never even met my boyfriend so consider yourself lucky. >.> id kill just to meet him once and youre here complaining because you hadnt seen him in a week and he said something adorable? wow. grow up.

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EatMyCrayonz 0

Why the **** have u never seen ur boyfriend?

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lostfaithinpppl 19

FML9500, I have news for you. If you've NEVER seen your boyfriend then he's not your boyfriend. I can't decide if your comment sounds more juvenile or creepy.

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romaunts 0

Internet boyfriends don't count if you've never met them. ;P I bet your 'boyfriend' is an old pedophile. He's gonna rape you. ;) Does it not occur to you that, to be dating someone, you have to at least go on a /date/ with them? Yeah, I've had a couple of LDR... and, yeah, I met some online... but I bothered meeting them first- and safely. duh. Get a life, kid. What are you, 13? Can't get a boy around town? Sad panda, resorting to people you don't know at all. and, believe me, no matter how much he tells you about him and his life- even if it's true- you don't know him... at all. You learn from people's behaviours, and the way they really act (people tend to be different online, purposely or just because it's the internet- more freedom and more anonymity) only if you've actually spent time with them.

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blah123blah 0

I think it might be a FML because the OP has a license, but her boyfriend says, "you can't drive" because she is a women.

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romaunts 0

You go be ignorant somewhere else. It's general knowledge: Don't feed the troll... because they don't look stupid for what they say, you look stupid for taking it seriously. Plus, it just encourages them, since they're getting a response. ;)

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cassiak 0

I would have laughed so hard. My boyfriend always does this to me too, but I find it hilarious. At least he's real and not a player. You should be happy!

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xiaolaza 0

how can this be an fmk? it's like every small thing becomes and fmk

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theblazian 0

I did that once..... luckily they were able to sew everything back together..... Still wouldn't suggest doing it though.

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theblazian 0

Did that once.... luckily everything was able to be fixed surgically.... still wouldn't recommend anyone else to do it though.

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Novori 0

Oh, for the love of god. Boo hoo, I haven't seen my boyfriend for a week. Try dealing with an LDR, and not seeing your boyfriend for four months. Better yet, try being a soldier's wife, and wait 7+ months to see your husband. Gazing into each others eyes my ass. This is a lame FML.

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Thank you! Well said. OP, grow up and get a ******* life.

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rogue25 0

very well said my husband is currently in Iraq so this one week bullshit is just that.

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leiziueyes 0

tandem bikes are the most romantic vehicle you can ride.

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honeyandgrime 3

1.) After only a week? That seems a little... exaggerated. Try two weeks, a month, several months... 2.) He was actually being really sweet. He wants to be able to see you and do things. He was trying to be thoughtful and considerate, it seems. 3.) If you were a cool chick, this would be an MLIA or MLIG post.

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testing_fml 0

I don't see the FML part. A two-seater bike would be awesome.

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