By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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GigaPudding_fml 24

Why do people vote this comment down? I got a déja vu as well!

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cinderella10383 6

I will have to say you deserved it because there is always 1 rule I still to no oral on either side unless we shower together fun makes it a great way to get all clean and have fun at the same time that's just gross I would never go down on my hubby if he hasn't recently in the past few mins or so showered sweaty balls yucky

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cinderella10383 6

Stick** not still and unless we shower together for fun and cleanliness

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Llamacod 11

So you don't go down on him unless he showers in sweaty balls? That's gross. Or learn punctuation so you don't seem like a ******* idiot

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dumboears 8

You fix the spelling mistake and ignore the punctuation? Smh.

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MrsWojtowicz 16

Do you hate using periods? Reading that comment made my brain hurt.

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cinderella10383 6

I love annoying the piss out of grammar nazi's and punctuation faggots K Thanks NEXT

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princessmollysue 9

All you people shut the **** up ! This is not spell checker , it's ******* FML !

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cinderella10383 6

Thank you princess Molly I finally have an FML friend who realizes that grammar and punctuation mean nothing on here

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usrrbaneshay 0

At least you use some

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rockinsexychick 5

My boyfriend found dat once and never let me live it down so I totally feel for ya

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stoneywoney 3

Wipes, my dear friend, is the only suggestion I have

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joee182 3

when i read this all i could think was "ewww nasty" and laugh haha

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gabrielbaby 9

I'm watching family guy, and totally heard cleveland say that.

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xdianax143 0

That's gross!! Don't u wash urself after u go to the bathroom especially knowing that ur gonna get some ??? That's nasty Im hoping he didn't still go down

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