By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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starfish1898 0

Toilet paper lint doesn't mean you don't clean down there. Think about how many times you shower a day compared to the number of times you wipe your privates. It means you need to switch to a better brand. I had a similar incident where things were hot and heavy an he flipped me over to go doggy and the next thing I know he jumps up runs to the door cracking up cause I had a large piece of paper lint attached to my bottom. Needless to say we switched from his angel soft brand to my preferred one ply Scott

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shrdlu 28

That could be the inspiration for an advertising campaign there.

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520kzk 2

A well written argument. It had the problem, an example, and your solution. I think reading this just made it ok that I am on FML rather than doing my homework. lol

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miZscrZee 0

FREAKEN DISGUSTING. ****PUKE***** clean that shiish.

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MyPetNinja 14

Dude. Every single comment I've ever read by you is how OP isn't perfect and you are. Get over the fact that not everyone is as perfect as you think you are.

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BubbleGrunge84 7

Some of you are severely immature...shit (or tp in the case) happens! Just because she had toilet paper in her vajayjay doesn't make her dirty or whatever....least she wipes!!!!!

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princessmollysue 9

You must don't clean your slef like op ?

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Katastrophe101 8

And you "must don't" know how to ******* speak English.

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princessmollysue 9

Shut the **** up this is not ******* spell check . This is FML last time I checked !

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princessmollysue 9

dumb ass people ! Gosh I hate people like you ! Get over it !

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Katastrophe101 8

And the majority of FML-ers hate people like you. I understand people make mistakes sometimes, but saying stupid shit like "must don't", this isn't ******* rocket science. Use one god damn brain cell.

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jtsyanks 2

i dont see why its a big deal. he knows why its down there and what comes out of there and he was still ready to go down on you anyway, ive had it happen to me before with my gf and i just took it and threw it away and went back to work.

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dpulley 0

Hell when I am in the mood to eat...as long as theirs no hair in my food, Im eatting!! A lil peice of tp isnt stopping shit baby! "Diamond D"

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sodapopper 6

I remember finding a globby blob of jello looking junk mixed with pubes and long hair from her head inside my girlfriends snatch once. I was so grossed out I couldn't mention it.. I was speechless

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JinxosGirl87 0

If she shaved her junk she wouldn't get the globs in it. Also showering before hand would help.

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EpicSquishii 21

nom nom XD tiny snowballs :) Don't wipe so vigarously next time.

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Spr0cket 5

Should have used Charmin... The little bears know what's up.

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RaideRxJaaaSH 6

That happens to my gf a lot. Its kinda awkward for me to find it. But oh well. I never let her know about it. Its better than when she farted in my face, jumped, and acted like her leg was falling when i was going down on her...

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