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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Who else thought it wasn't going to say toilet paper?

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Jordan740 6

Damn I thought it was going to say there was lice in that bush

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fangbanger_kitty 10

Oral with a bush?? O_o

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Lights_Out_fml 6

Who else thought it wasn't going to say toilet paper?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Did anyone else throw up a little inside?

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DjeePee 24

This FML was meant to be written some day or another. I hope this will never happen to me though, it would be such an embarassing mood breaker.

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Inciter 33

That's pretty embarrassing, but hopefully it didn't ruin the mood. Just tell him that you wanted to be extra clean for him or something like that.

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iliketurdles 7

I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be on FML if he did.

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FozzyBear1234 4

Why would anybody still go down on that chick!

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MiniNyn 5

Or maybe she was just hella embarrassed, no matter how he handled the situation.

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brock329 3

That shit is gross but not the end of the world shit happens when you party naked

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FozzyBear1234 4

Yeah so true! But still

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maninthebox11 8

Any normal guy would just remove it from the area.. And go back to business.. At least I would.

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iliketurdles 7

He's 14, according to he's profile. Anyway, kids as young as 12 are having quite an active sex life. So yeah, don't be surprised o.O

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miasaur 11

so what? it's just a bit of toilet paper no biggie. just laugh it off and excuse yourself to the bathroom to clean up a bit down there. I'm sure your bf would understand!

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1seven1 0

Umm hygiene is kinda important in the sex game. /embarrassedforyouandgrossedout

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GhostlyGhoulish 1

Whathappenedtoyourspacebarthereattheend?

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mk58 31

I think this is a dumb attempt of one of those stupid hash tags they use on Twitter.

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cinderella10383 6

They should've put down the # sign at the beginning so I could laugh a little more at them

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laurbear12 3

Hash tags are for fags :)

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dumboears 8

Except in this case it's a slash tag! Ha ha ha.... I'll show myself out now.

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Beatlemaniac1964 9

Happened to me... my boyfriend just flicked it off, said it didn't matter and continued though.

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dumboears 8

So then you just had a piece of used TP on your bed?

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