Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

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By Rella - 15/12/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML

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Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By Justmyluck - 15/11/2017 06:00

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Observation

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

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Communication

By GoneLimp - 07/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Havelock

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML

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Considerate boyfriend

By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 07:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

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the__usual 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:16

Saving it for later?

every1luvsboners 11

Wednesday 7 December 2011 22:17

Better than seeing a tampon string.

Comments

Humanspider 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:18

That is disgusting. Wipe better and check next time.

Humanspider 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:20

Now that would be a surprise.

BiGaL12343 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 7:40

I has a sad :(

starfish7 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:11

Don't sweat it. That has happened to probably 99% of all women around the world at least once! Myself included!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Thursday 8 December 2011 8:23

Hey, at least you didn't drip-dry.

zyouli 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 9:04

哈哈

Tmoney20 3

Thursday 8 December 2011 9:10

That's beyond a turnoff for a guy ... If he still went down on you marry him!!!! Lol and girls please wipe towards the back and away from the front of your vaginas!!!!! Haha

michellelynnae 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 9:44

Time to invest in quality TP?

linkinpark98 23

Thursday 8 December 2011 10:30

Wow...just wow. XD

chlorinegreen 27

Thursday 8 December 2011 10:41

Think of it this way. A girl who has toilet paper from wiping to keep sanitary OR a girl who doesn't wipe with gunky semi dry pee accumulated on her cooch. Put your mouth on that.