Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Sunday 25 August 2013 3:08

Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 3:18

This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

Comments

Omniprism 14

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:20

Um hell no. I would have been pissed that he covered my mouth. I think you need to find a way to pay him back to get him to see how crappy that was. Like maybe when you go down on him and he's about to cum..just stop.

GamerMom392 19

Sunday 25 August 2013 19:27

This is why you wait and make sure you've found the right man. A good man would have been concerned for you, whereas the only thing on this douchebag's mind was getting what he wanted. You asked for it by having low standards.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 26 August 2013 6:01

I agree, but we're both going to get thumbed down to hell.

NachoEater 4

Monday 26 August 2013 1:32

OP is an idiot. Covering someone's mouth who is hyperventilating is a method of helping that person if no bags are present.

ChunkyBuiscuit 13

Monday 26 August 2013 5:25

Wow that's not an fml...

Inked0803 12

Monday 26 August 2013 6:36

When guys get close to coming they get weird about things disrupting their focus

maceyellison 11

Monday 26 August 2013 7:24

My boyfriend covers my mouth if I'm being too loud and our roommates are home. Maybe he just wanted to keep you quiet for that reason?

oxygenius 14

Monday 26 August 2013 18:31

He sure took your breath away.

DrKoz 10

Tuesday 27 August 2013 12:13

Well, if you were hyperventilating, you could've washed off too much CO2 & got muscle spasms. So by covering your mouth, your bf might actually have prevented you from having spasms(its called hypocalcemic tetany, look it up) True medical fact!