Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started...

By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

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tanekdrachonae 19

Sunday 25 August 2013 3:08

Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

SWC_Penguin 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 3:18

This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

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unlucky_lucy 17

Sunday 25 August 2013 7:10

Sounds like a romantic time

MandieL 27

Sunday 25 August 2013 7:48

Were there people in the house? Maybe he didn't realize you were hyperventilating and was trying to keep your ****** quiet.

royalmsft 7

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:20

Shhh Shhh It's Ok It's Ok *Peter Griffin Voice*

fabforever 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 8:23

Maybe it's just me but who would write this for the public to see?!!

Trish01 23

Sunday 25 August 2013 11:38

"Anonymous" isn't her actual name, you know.

Mshrodes 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 14:53

Yeah... Someone telling people on FML embarrassing stuff they wouldn't otherwise be talking about is unprecedented !

awkwardturtl3 3

Sunday 25 August 2013 9:00

were you at home..with your parents?

blackvyper 8

Sunday 25 August 2013 9:05

High five your boyfriend!

polluxdc 10

Sunday 25 August 2013 10:45

Hyper ventilating is too much oxygen, so he was helping you out.

monnanon 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 10:51

no hyper ventilation causes yoy to pant because you get a proper breath. hypo seems to mean too much (as in hypothermia and hyperthermia)

fordneagles 34

Sunday 25 August 2013 11:43

#75, hypothermia is when a body temperature is below normal. Hyperthermia is when a body temperature is above normal. So hypo really means not enough or too low, hyper means too much or too high.

monnanon 13

Sunday 25 August 2013 13:17

oh shit. got mixed up there. nothing like spouting nonsense with conviction lol. would it really be too much oxygen though? if ever ive hyperventilated i struggle to breathe. i suppose it could flood your system.

Angybangy 3

Sunday 25 August 2013 13:34

It has nothing to do with oxygen. When you hyperventilate, the blood concentration of carbon dioxide drops, causing a rise in the pH-level of the blood. Having a too high pH-value for too long a period is fatal. If you don't stop hyperventilating, eventually you're going to pass out so that your breathing is restored to normal when you're out cold - it's a sort of fail-safe mechanism the body has.