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I sympathize, but you should not have snuck out in the first place. YDI.
i read this last night, and then had a dream that it happened to me and i had to face my parents. *I* found it terrifying, haha, so FYL.
Your life sucks, not because of what happened, but because of the idiots in the comments taking it so seriously.
make out session? what?
Haha I'm willing to bet that everyone that's calling her a **** or ***** is going to wax off at the thought of making out with a teenage girl later! Perverts! @OP YDI just as much as I did when I was your age! LMAO Sorry but life sucks like that! =)
Uhhhh...you're the one thinking about old people creeping on teenagers, so I'd say it's your mind that's perverted. And no, she's not a ****. She's just an idiot. Action, meet consequence.
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A voice coming from his pants? "OMG! That thing talks?!?! ...oh it's just my dad."
amazing... simply amazing. imma say YDI.