Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped...

By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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Are you listening?

By littlemissignored - 02/09/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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Phoney sex

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 08:00

Today, after having some great, intimate phone sex with my boyfriend, he immediately said, "Well, gotta go," and hung up. Thanks for making me feel like some sort of phone-hooker, dude. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Hot and heavy

By Lickmylovepump - 19/01/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML

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ydi_ruuc 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:05

It's more interesting.Really.

muffinsareyummy 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:06

Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.

Comments

Bizzatch 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:09

WTF tetris is this an fml from the 90s?

taycandy96 2

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:12

Tetris was in the late 80's. Watch Best of I Love the 80's on vh1 sometime.

Smilzen 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:47

Tetris, phone sex, Tapatio enemas...all WAY higher on my list of priorities than watching VH1.

nessimonster 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:09

oh wow lmao

Zigma_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:09

THANKS A LOT NOW I HAVE THE TETRIS MUSIC STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

xHabsfanx 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:54

Lol same..

fisheatsbear 6

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:43

thankfully I can't recall what the song sounds like

FMLrockzdude 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:12

sex or tetris? anyone in their right mind would choose tetris. am i right? am I right?

drewm2010 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:15

he's right..

brycereid 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:13

talk to the hand because I just put some **** on it

loludeserveit 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:16

I was gonna say that, lol

giddyup 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:16

guys always get distracted by stupid shit.

unknown_female 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:19

well tetris is addicting and distracting :D heehee yeah you were saying something about phone sex?

AliceC_fml 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:27

hahahahahahahaha sounds like something my ex would do!!!

bballer32 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:23

Tetris is rather good, but Ms. Snickerduty I bet you have never had sex. Your vote doesn't count. You can also shove that good English up your ass. mkay? AND NOBODY LIKES GINGERS!!!!

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 1:24

well it's TETRIS, FFS :/ I mean, it's not like he was getting ACTUAL pussy, so therefor he had to do something actually enjoyable. besides, phone sex can't compare to real sex because after phone sex my butt doesn't hurt, and without the pain it's not the same.