Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning...

By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By kitkat1603 - 16/06/2010 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By whoreticulturalist - 27/10/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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Beanu 20

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:06

At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better

piedpiper303 29

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:04

Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!

Comments

aruden 25

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:15

Did you end up rubbing it out? His cramp in the foot of course [shifty eyes].

joea21 21

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:15

Just think of it as you just gave him the best foot job of his life

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:00

I guess that's one way of looking at it.

aktail01 10

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:17

Get some Gatorade and get back to it

IloveToLaugh143 21

Wednesday 23 April 2014 4:16

I don't think Gatorade would help much in this particular situation.

SweetasCandy0609 28

Wednesday 23 April 2014 8:02

#13 it could be just me but I'm fairly certain gatorade isn't going to help bring the mood or her confidence back.

glabberfasted 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 12:29

Gatorade dehydrates you from all the sodium, which can cause muscle cramps. I don't think that's a very good idea. I'd recommend a banana.

Ben009 13

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:19

I would have worked through it. But that's me.

FracturedMinds 21

Wednesday 23 April 2014 6:24

Your profile picture makes your comment seem really creepy.

penguinhalo 21

Wednesday 23 April 2014 7:33

It reminds me of Pam from Archer.

Baucis 10

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:23

Sorry OP. Once I had to stop due to a leg cramp, luckily she laughed it off while I walked around the room.

DeeDeeJay 15

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:28

Why didn't he say anything about it before?

MV3_Heat_Fan 13

Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:40

men will play through the pain if possible

Dumbledora 9

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:31

Not moaning doesn't necessarily mean that he wasn't enjoying himself. But take solace in the fact that you can at least give good footjobs. Some guys are really into that.

glabberfasted 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 12:32

That's not what a foot job is...

SparkyRoxYurSox 16

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:43

Isn't that a buzzkill

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 23 April 2014 3:47

Having a foot cramp is very painful. I get them all the time especially while swimming. His mind was most likely focused on the pain than the sexual pleasure. Don't feel bad, OP. I bet once his cramp goes away, he will enjoy making love to you. :)