By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML
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Beanu 20

At least you caused pleasure and satisfaction for him while rubbing his foot better

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piedpiper303 29

Oh yea! Cramp more foot! Ohhhh yeaaaa!!!!

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De_Bri 16

No pain, no game... At least the poor guy tried. Foot cramps suck and it was nice that you "rubbed one out" for him. Awfully nice. ;)

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WellThatSucked89 13

All I am saying is he is a bit of a pansy. I got bit by a snake while having sex and let my man finish.

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cryssycakesx3 22

none of that comment made sense. you being hurt and him being hurt are entirely different. my boyfriend stops if my strings poke him too hard. and wtf. a snake...? ew..

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WellThatSucked89 13

Yeah, sorry. That comment was not well written or thought out. Although it is a true story. I was trying to be spontaneous with my husband and do it outside. We live in the boondocks, so we have no neighbors. Mid good times, we heard a hissing noise and I was bitten. But I let him continue through my pain, cause I'm just that good of a wife, I guess lol

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editto 7

Moaning competitions! Ready, set. Goo

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thewife5 19

That was sweet he was trying to work through it. Cramping up during sex sucks.. And it takes away from the pleasure.. So you might as well stop and deal with it.. Before you continue.

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe he can give you a massage afterword in return :D

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KingLewisII 34

Maybe it was just an excuse to get you to play with his feet

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kilullu 16

Awww honey, it's ok. He might have been enjoying it but those damn foot cramps hurt like hell! Mine make me wanna cry sometimes when they wake me up at 3 A.M. Then I fall back asleep because I'm tired, wake up again in pain, panic and suffer for 10 seconds, get myself together, and stretch it out. I hate that shit soooooo bad.

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