By Ashley - 07/09/2010 16:06 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
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JackDark 0

And that's why you lock your door, or at least stop ******* till she leaves.

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StitchedBear 0

HOW was your boyfriend about to finish!? wouldn't he STOP when he saw your 4 year old sister!?? Lock the damn door.

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PolishHammer 0

Hopefully he wasn't planning to use the pull out tactic!!!!

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vballer123456 0

haha that just sucks for you learn to lock the door next time ydi

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Jester7 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha instant classic, I'm sorry but that's awesome, and I can only assume you two had clothes on so you totally deserve it if you didn't lock the door

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joa76 3

How would it be about him getting off in her? It doesn't indicate that anywhere. If that had been the point, don't you think she would've added "He was supposed to pull out first" or something? Fact: almost every time straight people have sex, the guy gets off in the girl. That's kind of how it works. And it also never says they weren't using a condom. ETA: That was a reply to #43...it didn't put it there for some reason.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

50: Your "fact" depends on how one defines sex. If you include oral, manual, and other sex acts, your statistic is way off Just sayin'.

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xxniteskie 1

Dear #50: Please never start a "factoid" with the words "Almost every time...." This is NOT a statistic, it is merely your assumption, henceforth, voiding your so called "fact" of any legitimacy (furthermore, making it not an actual fact). The end. Love, xXniteskie

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Namenlos_fml 20

LOCK YOUR ******* DOOR!!!! Every situation like this is retarded, and easy to prevent.

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sirdrkingfml 0

he wanted someone to watch while they were do it

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Son_of_Helghan 0

Your boyfriend is one kinky son of a bitch

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remy3106 10

even if she's 4 yrs old wouldn't she like run an scream at u guys being naked

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sirdrkingfml 0

maybe they were in for a quicky

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lazydaisyjane 0

I'm guessing by it being their first time and having a young sibling that the OP is too young to be having sex anyways. She probably doesn't have a lock on her door for this reason. I'll certainly not allow a lock on my teenagers door.

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monnanon 13

thats a bit of a big assumption. my friends brother is 13 years younger than her meaning that when she hit the age of consent (16 here) he was three. Once you are over the age of consent you are old enough to have sex....wen you feel ready of course.

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