By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 843
You deserved it 8 878

Same thing different taste

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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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Instinctively, I probably would've kneed him in the nuts out of shock/surprise. Not so much insulted, more amused by the fact that he probably thought it would be a cool thing to do. Who does he think he is, flicking his wrist like that, Ali G? Next time, grab your ***** or vibrator or whatever you have, (even your finger will do)& SHA-ZAM it up his butt. I would bide my time with my payback. Let the sex/prank wars begin!

monster216 7

well u dint say whether u liked it or not..

Sadly your dating a ******* child and need to find a man not a little boy

victorcaulfield 3

Your boyfriend means your fault. Don't date assholes.

Look up Jimmy Carr, Spiderman. That's the name of it. He gets points for having the balls to do it (no pun intended), but loses them for executing the move incorrectly; Spiderman doesn't say "Sha-ZAM!"

Could have been worse. He could have went "BAZINGA"

That's just effing awesome. I myself am quite jealous.

That's completely inappropriate. What he should have said was: "Spiderman!"