By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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mete_orito 34

Is this a scene of a new porno movie? I think I missed something.

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Chris93Jones 20

you'd think he'd do the spider man... basically same move

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mete_orito 34

Yeah, but he said Sha ZAM! at the end. He messed up comic characters in this one.

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ROMEnt 2

Sound like the perfect form of birth control.

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nyikkins 11

Yes, he should have asked if she was OK with it first, but the act itself isn't that bad. Rather than dumping him, she should talk to him about boundaries and communicating if he wants to try something. I feel like I'm the only girl here so far who would find this funny, but I dunno, I don't find getting cum on my face degrading. My boyfriend and I like just messing around during sex. He jokes "I'll dick slap you", and I'll just laugh and say "go on then". Why so serious, ladies?

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8born8 18

Bravo, well said! Sometimes a pearl necklace is too mundane and a birds nest or creampie is in order. There is nothing like that toe curling, shoulder biting, full body spasm feeling of an epic climax after an awesome session of *******. Sometimes, primal animalistic urges need to be sated with crazy, sweaty, rough pounding. Any hole's a goal!

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brandoneyez1 25

Lmao! That's hilarious. Sorry op. It wasn't sexy, but it is funny.

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