By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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schnips 10

Sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would do...

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smilelynzi 5

Hahahahahahaha, that's what I did after I read this!!!

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onyxsmiles 4

At least he didn't fling it near your ****** xD

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outoftown 26

Because if you have a kid with him, he'll trick him into licking a frozen flagpole.

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sickerthanyou 13

for a moment I thought you were going to say he slapped you with a hand full of cum.

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lionhardt13 10

What the hell is up with dude? It's sex, not degrade women time. Sad

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CelticLad0719 2

this is less of a fml and more of a reason to appreciate your bf

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