By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

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DocBastard 38

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

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thesaucybum 3

That's like me and my girlfriend, but in reverse

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valentinov 15

WTF?! What do you mean in reverse? Did your girlfriend "Spider-Man"-ed you?!

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80zChyld 2

That's what happens when you listen to rap music

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8born8 18

You'll like the little schticky, but you're gonna love the big schticky.

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jwebster 8

I'd be pissed if it happened to me, but damn, that's funny!

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aimeroni 12

That is not attractive at all.If my boyfriend did that I'd flip.

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jewann123 10

That's a total dick move! and an immature one.. -_-

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asherm 15

He's "Miggs" from Silence of the Lambs.

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TheRoyalBattler 5

If he had slapped you, it would be the most violent bukkake ever!

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