Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 12:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML

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By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2013 01:18 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By T1A2Z3 - 13/11/2018 03:00

Today, right before sex, with his dick out and the condom in one hand, the guy I was with answered a phone call from his mum. FML

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By helpfulmom - 26/07/2009 18:39 - Canada

Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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Thanks!

By uh-oh - 21/07/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML

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By sad gf - 14/11/2010 20:29

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as we were ready, his mom called to wish us a happy anniversary. She was so excited for us, she was going to stop by. After throwing out our unused and only spare condom, she called us again and said she was just kidding, and to enjoy ourselves. FML

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matt120784 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 18:57

How long before someone makes a wincest comment?

LifeOnBlast19 9

Wednesday 9 November 2011 19:01

Now that's some STD fighting dedication! Your mom is just looking out for you dude

Comments

Rager258 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:50

Shows that she cares for your safety xD

MSvictoria 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 20:51

Wow... Now be a good lil boy an listen to mummy lol that's some ****** up shit bro!

chickenpie90 16

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:02

Oh dear :L

KimmiAndRonny_fml 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:18

You mom has issues. And buy a lock.

droidxfm 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:21

Did she join in?

sierra142 19

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:13

What the hell is wrong with you people asking if the MOM joined in. You're all pretty sick.

Akers_L7 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:21

I honestly think your mom just used that as an excuse to look at your bf's dick. Maybe your dad aint giving her enough pleasure.

Tara_74656 7

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:25

or can't? lol

dfens 8

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:25

If the mom did that to see his size, guaranteed she didn't get much of a show. He so lost it as soon as she walked in.

RussianFox 13

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:26

That's a mood killer.

alinka_fml 0

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:30

lmao I'm sorry but that's too funny

Fatalist_ 2

Wednesday 9 November 2011 21:32

"Pullout" *pokerface* ahahahahahahaha priceless

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